So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
i think the reason i find this so threatening is because they just fukin…. eat the tofu raw. raw tofu smells like damp socks that someone put in a plastic bag and then left in a hot car. and they happily pop it into their mouth and then lets out a gluttonous mmmmmmm. it’s terrifying. also the hat.
Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
